It's a really hypothetical question, but you know these random mind-melds have come up over a few too many drinks with your friends. Would your rather kill your dog...or let a total stranger die? listen to ‘Would You…read more →

You love them…but you literally can’t believe they just said that. Did the stupidest question in the world really just come out of their mouth? Or maybe you’re a smart person, but you slipped…and maybe you spell “cool”…read more →

Ever wonder how someone can be pregnant for nine months and have ZERO idea? Like, did you miss the signs? Weight gain? No menstrual cycles? Ho, hum, a tiny living being moving around in your belly? Yeah, well,…read more →

You know how people always tell you to mind your elders? Yeah, there might actually be something to that. Last week, we asked 30-somethings for advice on stuff they learned in their 20s, and now, we're hitting up…read more →

Kristin didn't exactly get off on the right foot with her neighbors when she moved into her neighborhood. And now, she just did something else that'll just make them loooooove her. listen to ‘Kristin Cussed At Her Neighbor’…read more →

Some dude being an a-hole to you on a dating app? You're not alone. Now, before we get started on #BYEFELIPE, we know not all guys are like this, but most women have experienced something like it, including…read more →

You break up, and then sometimes you just gotta cry it out...so what better than an emotionally charged playlist to help your tears on their mass exodus? Got a suggestion? Leave it here! 1. Cee Lo Green -…read more →

Kristin's headed on a private plane with some listeners to see Rihanna and Eminem's "Monster Tour"...and wants to bring an intern, but they're gonna have to WORK for it. How? Rap battle. Duh. The Update: Tommy Raps The…read more →

Naked Body Disclaimers: what 'weird' body part do you have feel like you have to divulge before you get up close and intimate with someone? Maybe it’s a third nipple? Or a scar that extends the length of…read more →

Want an easy $500? You could win big with The Bert Show's Cash Clique! How it works: sign up you and 3 friends. Twice a morning - at 7:35AM and 8:35AM - the Bert Show calls out the…read more →

A woman named Shoshana Roberts recently walked around New York while someone filmed her with a hidden camera, and the point was to show how often women get HARASSED by random guys on the street. She was in…read more →

Riker from R5 (the band recently joined us at Disney to spend the entire morning playing for and hanging with the Bert's Big Adventure kids) joins the show to talk joining the cast of "Dancing With The Stars,"…read more →

Jeff's girlfriend Ahem, we mean singer, career-woman and new mom Kelly Clarkson joins the show to talk working as hard as she does while being the mom of a newborn, duets with our own Jeff, and what we…read more →

Our Producer Davi told us that while she drinks her morning coffee, she’ll check out the arrests in the paper (in fact, that’s how she found her ex!) and try to figure out what each person was arrested for,…read more →

A guy in Australia went skydiving back in November, and had a SEIZURE in mid-air, and he just posted the footage on YouTube. It happened at about 9,000 feet, and his instructor managed to get to him around…read more →

So here's the deal: Sarah is dating she wants to dump dude, but before she does, she wants to give her twin a shot at him...without telling him. listen to ‘Sarah Wants To Sub In Her Twin With…read more →

So this Bert Show listener knows her big ol' engagement ring is a CZ...but she doesn't know if her fiancé KNOWS it is...or if he got duped! Side note, which is worse: the fact that the love of…read more →