You bring up ONE little problem with your rude neighbor on-air, and all of a sudden the WHOLE neighborhood hates you. And just when rude neighbor moves (AFTER berating you publicly, no less), you think it's all gonna…read more →

You need to get healthy and lose weight, but you have ZERO idea how. You don't have the money for a trainer...and you wouldn't even know where to start in the gym in the first place. When it…read more →

If you’ve got something that you just need to get off your chest, we’re here for you, but there’s a catch: you’ve got a time limit. You’ve got seven seconds for your soapbox rant, but this edition is…read more →

Bert brings his cute little (we use that term loosely) English Bulldog puppy in studio every once in a while, and it was only because of this that Kristin and Jeff started noticing something terrifying...and they need to…read more →

Bert's wife started smoking again, and it's really crushing Bert, so he wrote her a heartfelt letter. But then something happened that made the situation WAY more serious.read more →

Make summer even sweeter at Häagen-Dazs shops and give back! The premier ice creamery is donating 50% of sales on Friday, July 25, to Bert’s Big Adventure! Treat your sweet tooth to a variety of refreshing dessert selections…read more →

This guy recorded a random conversation between his mom and his aunt (who are both in their 60s), then he and his friend (in their 30s) lip dubbed it. And it's HILARIOUS.read more →

We know you love your kids with your whole heart...but that doesn't mean they don't drive you insane during summer vacation. LITERALLY UP THE WALL. Don't take it out on them (not that you ever would), but take…read more →

Y'all. Bert has NEVER played The Oregon Trail. Somebody explain to him exactly what he's missing out on, because Kristin and Jeff are trying SUPER hard, but we're not so sure he's picking up what we're putting down.…read more →

Ladies, you've heard guys say, "I wish women would wear less makeup." (Ahem, here's looking at you, Ed Sheeran.) But is this actually true? If that's the case, why - if you DON'T wear makeup - some people…read more →

One Bert Show listener is calling Bert out for being a hypocrite...all because of this letter that he wrote to his youngest son, Hollis. Hold up just a second. Since when is teaching your kid how to ride…read more →

Our Producer Tommy is pretty much a living IMDb when it comes to Hollywood trivia. So, from time to time we like to BEAT HIM DOWN…*ahem* beat him at his own game…except the problem is, he’s so good,…read more →

A few days ago, a 26-year-old woman posted a screenshot on the website Reddit.com: it was a spreadsheet that her 26-year-old husband had sent her before leaving on a business trip. Apparently she'd been turning him down for…read more →

This is a pretty cool story about a 12-year-old girl from Tennessee, a Professor from Georgia, and it all loops back to Bert's Big Adventure! 12-year-old Emily was playing in a river in Helen, Georgia, when she stepped on…read more →

Anytime you have a baby and a cute dog in a video together, you have internet gold. And this one is actually legit - Charlie the Beagle stole this baby's toy, so the baby do what any baby…read more →