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Intern Sarah Is Keeping A Big Secret From Her Dad & Now She Wants To Come Clean
On now: Intern Sarah is keeping *THAT* secret from her dad...you know, the one a lot of college newbies have about living with her boyfriend. Omission isn't lying...right? Ps. Just go ahead and lie. listen to ‘Intern Sarah…read more →
Jeff Dauler’s Back In Studio, Everybody!
After a super freaky heart scare, which included doctors LITERALLY stopping is heart, Jeff is back in action and back in studio! Today, my heart hit 225 beats per minute, then they zapped it, then it just stopped.…read more →
She Thinks Her Sister’s Husband Is Cheating On Her!
Bert Show listener Courtney is 95% that her sister's husband - her brother-in-law - is cheating on her sister. According to her, there are thousands of reasons, but here are a couple: - He changed his phone plan…read more →
Geraldo Rivera Says The Asset Women Bring To A Marriage Is…Youth?
On Monday, while on the Fox News show "Outnumbered" about "Beta Marriages," (a two-year, trial marriage) Geraldo Rivera said that the asset women bring to a marriage is...their youth, and that it's "a precious and diminishing resource that…read more →
Justin Bieber Vs. Orlando Bloom: Has Anyone Out There Done Revenge Dating?
Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom got into a fight in a restaurant, and it was all about REVENGE DATING. (Bloom was spotted with Bieber's ex, Selena Gomez, and Bieber with Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr), We want to know...Have…read more →
Kristin’s Trying To Play Matchmatcher…And Isn’t Doing Very Well
Kristin's trying to play match maker...and is failing at it. Why? Jeff says she ain't got the necessary mojo. listen to ‘Kristin Is Playing MatchMaker - But Not Very Well’ on Audiobooread more →
She Wants To Breastfeed Her Son…Through Puberty
Breastfeeding is a pretty sensitive subject (to put it mildly), and when you take that and talk about it happening in public, things get HEATED. And there's this special story, about a woman breastfeeding her 12-YEAR-OLD BOY. listen…read more →
Throwback Throwdown: A Special “Heart” Edition In Honor Of Jeff Dauler
How throwback throwdown normally works: Producer Tommy has a playlist from the 80s, 90s and early 00s; he will play the start of a song – but who can name it the fastest? Up this edition, a very…read more →
Sharknado Sequel: Guess That Cameo + Jeff’s Geek Voice
Syfy brought "Sharknado" back, sequel style last night, and it was RIDDLED with cameos. Kick back with some Jeff Dauler geek voice impersonation and a round of "Guess That Cameo!" listen to ‘Sharknado Cameo Game’ on Audiobooread more →
This Married Couple Lives Apart…And They’re Better Than Ever
Bert is absolutely fascinated with a couple who's handling their marriage like they're dating. They have a couple of key reasons why they're living this way; it might be unorthodox, but it works for them...and you won't believe…read more →
The Makeup Experiment: Proof That Girl-On-Girl Hate Exists
We did this makeup experiment a couple of weeks ago to find out if men REALLY like women without makeup...or if they just think they do. Well, we wanted to go back in with a theory that Cassie…read more →
Don’t Sugar Coat It: The Next Generation Needs Tough Advice About The Real World
Intern Sarah's over the glossy Commencement style advice speeches. Give it to her straight: what does she REALLY need to know? listen to ‘Intern Sarah - 7 Second No BS Advice’ on Audiobooread more →
Watch: A Girl Is DEVASTATED When She Finds Out Her Little Brother Won’t Always Be A Cute Baby
There's video of a five-year-old named Sadie on YouTube, and her parents started recording after she found out her baby brother won't STAY a baby, and she was DEVASTATED. listen to ‘Super Cute Sadie Doesn't Want Her Brother…read more →
First Date Friday Update: She’s Liked Him For 8 Years…And Now HE Tells HIS Side Of The Story
How First Date Friday works: if you’ve got a first date lined up this weekend, we want to hear from you, then we’ll check back with you on Monday morning to see how it went! Well Leslie has…read more →
We Want To Celebrate The Serious Conversation Kristin Had With Her Boyfriend About Their Future. She’s Not Feeling It
After eight (yes, eight) years together, Kristin and her boyfriend had a pretty serious conversation about their future. A friend of her boyfriend, Bart's, who was in a long-term relationship just split with his girlfriend because they didn't…read more →
5 Seconds Of Summer Talks What’d They Do If They Were A Girl, Preferences, Why You Should Cry At Concerts + Kristin Stumps Them With This One Question
On track to have a number one album, Australian rock band (nope, they're NOT a boy band) 5 Seconds Of Summer talks with Kristin about what the first thing they'd do as a girl is (hint: boobs), preferences…read more →
Watch This Three-Year-Old Girl Defy Gravity
Sometimes they have those spinning tunnels at carnivals where you try to walk through without falling, but forget everything you knew about them, because this three-year-old just schooled you. Someone recorded their three-year-old daughter riding the tunnel, but…read more →
A Dog Was So Happy to See a Girl After Two Years, It Passed Out
A video of a dog in Murrysville, Pennsylvania got millions of hits on YouTube over the weekend. (Murrysville is just outside Pittsburgh.) The owner filmed his daughter coming home after being in Europe for two years, and the…read more →