So, last week, one of us maaaaaaay or may not have gotten hammered at a kid's birthday party. So, let us riddle you this, Bert Show listeners - true or false: it's totally fine to serve alcohol at…read more →

Cassie and Tommy are in a huge (bwahahaha, see what we did there?) challenge to lose weight, but it’s been an emotional roller coaster ride for both Cassie and Tommy. Well, the competition ended right before Bert's Big Adventure with the…read more →

Jeff always feels guilty when he's behind a disabled person and thinks about passing them. Got us wondering - is it ok to pass a disabled person as an able-bodied person? Or is it totally rude? What's the…read more →

There's been a lot of confusion surrounding the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 that was headed from the Malaysian capital Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. While conspiracy theories and speculations of what happened to the Boeing 777 are circulating around…read more →

That awkward moment when you get caught staring at a girl...but you actually weren't, but you get called out anyway. So you blow her off...and she starts SOBBING. And she's only 18. Congratulations, Jeff. Well done.  read more →

So, how does it work? Every time a celebrity gets arrested, The Bert Show cast members put money into a pool and predict the next celebrity they think will get arrested. Every time another celebrity gets arrested (we…read more →

A clothing company called Wren asked a bunch of people to make out with complete strangers for a new promo video. It's funny how embarrassed they all were before and AFTER the kiss, but were totally into it…read more →

According to a new book, you only need TWO sentences to get your kid to tell the truth. Erick Barker is the author of a book called "NurtureShock: New Thinking About Children." He says you only need TWO…read more →

The new "Between Two Ferns" with Zach Galifianakis is an interview with President Obama. If you've never seen a "Between Two Ferns" skit, it's a fake talk show with a lame set featuring two big ferns. Usually it's…read more →

On "The Bachelor," Claire's last line to Juan Pablo was along the lines of "I wouldn't want my kids to have a father like you." Juan Pablo's a dad already, so BURRRRRRRN. This got us wondering...what's the MEANEST…read more →

"The Bachelor." It’s one of the hottest shows on TV right now (even though most of us LOATHE it), but giving up two hours is asking a commitment. And three for a season finale? Forget about it. So,…read more →

This little guy showed up at Bert's house...and now Bert's other dog, Paulie, HATES him. Seriously. He's like, literally throwing doggy shade at Bert.read more →

A new YouTube video called "The Ice Cream Van" is making the rounds. It's a mom filming her two kids eating beans and toast in the kitchen...kind of unclear on why, though. And then, amidst the silence, the…read more →

While Bert was on vacation in Uruguay, he and his best friend decided to seize the opportunity of a lifetime and go see a local soccer game. And the way Bert answered one taxi driver drivers question made…read more →

It's that awkward moment when you go to the birthday party of your best friend's two-year-old...and then realize you're HAMMERED. Oh, did we mention it was only NOON?read more →

They broke up, but she still isn't sure exactly what happened. Nikki wants a Closure Call...she can't shake the feeling that she got dumped so her boyfriend could go hook-up with his ex-girlfriend in London. She wants The…read more →

Austin Mahone joined the show in his sweet sprinkle hoodie...and we challenged him to a little game of "Heads Up." A Little 'Heads Up' Action With Austin Mahoneread more →

Jeff's got some time off planned, but just realized that it snuck up on him and he has ZERO travel plans in the works. He loves traveling and the lack of plans is making him antsy...so he's thinking…read more →

With all the tragic headlines you see on the news, and sometimes it seems like the world can be a dark, crushing place. And this is exactly why, every once in a while, we need to hear the…read more →

So Cassie got to host the black carpet premiere of 'Divergent,' starring Shailene Woodley (who plays lead 'Tris') and her love interest / partner-in-crime, Theo James (who plays 'Four') and on the way she got a little Theo…read more →

There's a new PSA getting millions of views on YouTube and the people who made it are trying to bring more attention to what's going on in Syria. The video shows one year for a nine-year-old girl, but…read more →

This is a total mascara alert - in a definite feel good way. Sometimes it amazes us the amount of wisdom that kids actually have, even at very young ages. Take 3-year-old Emily, for instance, who decided to…read more →

Now THIS is how you do it in New Orleans. Check out a couple of the city's finest breaking it down in the street - while in full uniform - to the "Wobble." Party on, friends.read more →

How's this for restoring your faith in the goodness of mankind? The CEO of Granite Telecommunications in Massachusetts is a guy named Rob Hale. And he recently joked with an employee that he'd donate $10,000 to cancer research…read more →

By now you've most likely heard of the most popular social media networks: Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Sure, you know your way around Facebook (but do you REALLY know how to use the privacy settings?), but what about…read more →

We saw the video of the baby who was so moved by music at church that she turned into a mini-maestro...and we thought it needed a little remix. Jason Derulo style. The Bert Show Remixread more →

We can't believe the 2014 Bert's Big Adventure trip is already here! We have five jam-packed days full of magical surprises, big reveals, Disney princesses, fairy tales, roller coasters, fireworks, and millions of memories just waiting to be…read more →