Have you ever started a competition with someone but they didn’t know about it? Bert’s been secretly competing with the father of his girlfriend’s daughter.
His girlfriend’s daughter always shows up to their house excited to see her father again because her dad always has some big surprise waiting for her when she comes back.
Well, Bert decided to create some surprises, too. So every day, before she leaves, he tells her about the big thing they’re going to be doing when she gets back…hoping that she’ll go tell her dad about all the cool stuff he has planned.
Is he petty?