It’s been YEARS since we’ve done this, but it’s back by popular demand! Our Show Director Tommy, formerly of the rap group Def Force (true story) brings you what you missed this week, rap style. Listen!
Check out the segments from Tommy’s rap below:
DJ Willie T is back for good
I got ya recap rhyme, that’s understood
Try to take my mic, I wish you would
Breaking down this week in the Bert Show hood
Speaking of Bert, the jinx is dead
Bert Weiss got the touch of midas instead
How bout them dawgs, the #1 choice
Just next time Bert, don’t blow out your voice
Joanna is on her apology tour
Her exes have doubts, her intentions are pure
Called one fat & bald, I picture a waddle
He clapped back you ain’t no super model
And Mom is not trying to be a prude
Her ex’s fiancé’s sleeping in the nude
Her kid stays over, he may crash the bed
Cover up your coochie and boobies instead
Jim Jones, what the hell is going on?
Your mama taught you to kiss and bone?
Speaking of mamas, shout out to Cassie
Bout to bust another baby, out of her chassis
https://thebertshow.com/articles/cassies-having-a-baby-tomorrow/
Kristin got stupid, with guess who farted
But that Wendy Williams, she may have sh—–
Reverberation from her caboose
Check your underpants girl, I heard some juice
https://thebertshow.com/articles/kristins-stupid-bit-of-the-week-name-that-celebrity-fart/
For the bachelorette party, check yo height and weight
Can’t break the horsey’s back, ‘for it’s out the gate
K Lee, to your wife you must concede
Just how many tuk tuks do you need?
https://thebertshow.com/articles/k-lees-caught-up-in-another-deal-his-wifes-against/
Keity’s milquetoast game was left in the past
She text good morning to her girl, wit cho fine ass
https://thebertshow.com/articles/one-bert-show-member-needs-help-spicing-up-their-relationship/
Kristin lost her mind, no there wasn’t drama
Her heart exploded when Jimmy called her mama
https://thebertshow.com/articles/kristin-freaked-out-when-her-baby-reached-this-milestone/
So that’s your major highlights from this week
I know you liked my bars, cause there’s no critique
Shout out to Dr. Martin Luther King
I’m DJ Willie T, I just did my thing