How redneck are you? Bert Show listeners call in with the redneck stories, and we dole out the red neck ratings.
Can 82-year-old grandmas with three semi-automatics, secretly dating cousins and people using belt sanders to give themselves pedicures beat out having a restraining order filed against you by Waffle House?
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Try this on for size: You might be a redneck if your family won a major lawsuit from living on land where toxic waste was dumped (it caused cancer)…and then they used that money to upgrade their trailer to a triple-wide and put it back on that same toxic land.