Open the Ex-Files and think back to your long, painful dating history. You’ve got a disgruntled ex or two in there, right? (Or maybe you are the crazy ex). What would you do if one day the FBI showed up to your house, asked you about your enemies, and then dropped the bomb that your ex-spouse hired a hit on you?
Like any normal person, you’d probably FLIP. OUT. right? Unless you’re this guy, whose super chill response makes The Big Lebowski look like a frantic, cracked out episode of E.R.
His main concern? He’s insulted that she would pay so little for an assassination. Seriously, if she wanted to get it done properly, she should have hiked up the payment price and contracted out of town hitman. Duh.