Yes, Toddlers and Tiaras gets out of hand from time to time (we’ve had many a debate), but this is just straight up ABSURD (even more absurd than the Pageant Queen “drunk” slur). Meet Alana, who likes to call everyone and their mom Honey Boo Boo Chile (but not her own mom, because she’s the Cooooooupon Queen. Seriously).
So what’s the best quote: “My special juice is gonna help me win,” “A dollar makes me holler honey boo-boo,” or “those other girls must be crazy if they think they’re gonna beat me honey boo-boo child”?
Oh, and yes. Whatever you think her Special Juice looks like, that’s what it is. Don’t kid yourself.
Take a gander yourself, but before you start: Jeff says the audio is imperative. He’s absolutely right, turn it up and watch the whole thing.
