The worst pick-up line challenge: we’re sending Frankie, a friend of the show, out into the field, armed with some awful pick-up lines picked straight from the ripe orchard of the Twitter trending topic, #10WorstPickUpLines, to use at clubs this weekend.
You think you might shy away from mentioning poop as an opener, but Frankie’s all for it.
The good news: Frankie is still alive. And you’re not gonna believe the most successful line of the night…it included asking a girl to sit on his face.
The word of the day is legs … let’s go to your house and spread the word.
You’re like my big toe … I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
You gotta keg in them pants…cause I wanna tap that ass!
Hey I pooped my pants …… Can I get in yours?
Is the force strong with you? ‘Cause baby yodalicious.
Hey baby, sit on my face and I’ll guess yourweight.My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.
Is your mama a drug dealer? Cause you dope.
Hey baby, if I were a squirrel and you were anut I’d love to crawl up in your hole and bust a nut.
I’m no weatherman. But I’d expect more than acouple inches tonight.