Last week we heard about 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil of Nutley, New Jersey who’s been nicknamed Tanning Mom because she’s insanely tan. Although she was arrested for taking her 5-year-old into a tanning bed, she says she never took her daughter tanning, and that the girl got sunburned from playing in the sun. Still, she’s facing a child endangerment charge.
Her tanning issues aren’t a new thing; here’s her high school yearbook photo from 1983 . . . and even though it’s in black-and-white, you can still tell that she was ridiculous tan. That ain’t sepia toning, friends.