Got a red-blooded man that likes to check out other women, you know, like most normal human beings? Well so does Lisa Gail Allred, and she totally gets it…as long as the “checking out” is under 3 seconds.
Hence her “song” (we’re using free license with the term ‘song,’ here), where cowboys in tight jeans sit in a classroom then check out women (aka just Lisa Allred). She’s got a rule for these cowdudes, and you’re on her good side as long as your eyeball infidelity is less than or equal to three seconds.
So how does she get the word out about the new law of the land? Hello, the train wreck that is “3 Second Rule.” We’d apologize in advance, but we’re also sort of excited that we can share the musical carnage. Can’t. Look. Away.
Don’t say we never did anything for you.