This is probably the only day you can pull this stunt off, and NOT get into a fight: it's the April Fools Day fake-out. Here's how it works: you walk up to someone (keep your face REALLY serious), and say: "Is there something you want to...Continue

Bert's been coaching our twenty-something phone screener, Marisa, through a relationship where she's putting in ALL the work. And today, we had a TOTAL break-through (she sees the light!) in her dating strategy. (No, it's not a game,...Continue

The other day we talked about marriage ultimatums, lines in the sand, and guys who were dating their girlfriends for years...and never planned on proposing. One Bert Show listener wants to avoid this whole dating with no proposal...Continue

Relationship disclaimers: sometimes, when you're dating someone, there's something you should totally tell them before you progress with the relationship. Whether you have a secret love child, a  felony on your rap sheet, you did a...Continue

If you're waiting on a ring, be prepared: there are just some guys out there who WON'T marry you, no matter how awesome you are (and trust us, we know you're pretty stellar). Check out Huffington Post Women's list of guys who just won't...Continue

Relationship Rock Bottom: when you've sunk so LOW in a relationship that you start resorting to the crazy. Exhibit A: Throwing a temper tantrum where you kick and cry so hard you vomit. And you're a dude. Exhibit B: Getting a...Continue

One Bert Show listener thinks that telling his wife the whole 100% truth in this particular situation will make his wife SO mad that it's better if he lies. This couple has been searching for a nanny for ages, and finally found one that...Continue

According to an article in Marie Claire, millennials have decided that having best friends is way better than getting married. Instead of marriage, women are spending time focusing on their careers and their friendships. 030113 -...Continue

One Bert Show listener, Scott, has a tiny little problem. He's been seeing two girls, and is falling for one pretty hard...so he told her he loved her, over text. Too bad he sent the text message to the wrong girl. And...Continue

A new survey that's figured out the four things you do WRONG when you're flirting. #1.) You're too aggressive. Women say the biggest flirting mistake a guy can make is being too aggressive. That's even worse than using a bad pick-up...Continue

Marisa has been trying to get a dinner with Bert for, oh, about the entire time that she's been an intern and phone screener, but Bert's a busy guy! For her birthday, she's finally landed a dinner with her radio mentor (he's the...Continue

One Bert Show listener has literally become disgusted by her husband. When he started to gain weight, she laughed it off, and even told him it was 'cute.' But now, he's venturing into borderline obesity territory...and she says he...Continue

Rain is wet, grass is green and couples fight. It's just a part of the natural order of things. But when the fight is so bad that it continues to come up for years after it actually happened - even if the actual problem itself has been...Continue