It's the first week back to school for Producer Carl's three kids, and Carl and his wife Nachelle are definitely feeling the heat. Juggling three kid's activities, classes...and even the mounds of homework being sent home is no easy feat....Continue
Producer Carl has an unspoken agreement with his wife. She knows that when he goes to walk the dogs, clean the garage, or take out the trash (it takes an hour), that it's his escape back-up plan. Wendy calls him out on it, saying that it's...Continue
Producer Carl is fighting a battle against a formidable foe, and he doesn't think he can win. His ten-year-old daughter wants a cell phone, and Carl thinks she's too young to get one. Too bad this mom who called in told us she gave her...Continue
Carl's wife has started her own internet show, and Carl was a recent guest! Mom, GOD, and A Bottle of Wine is real moms candidly discussing motherhood. It reveals the real truth about motherhood; the good, the bad, and the ugly! It...Continue
When Bert goes to shake Producer Carl's hand, he always screws it up about half way through the handshake. Bert thinks the handshakes are WAY to complicated for white dudes, so he and Carl are teaming together to come up with the perfect...Continue
Producer Carl is turning the tables on Father's Day by giving each of his kids a present - a letter he wrote to them. Take a listen to Carl's emotional letters to his kids as he tells them how they changed his life - and continue to do...Continue
Producer Carl got talked into buying his kids yet ANOTHER animal - they convinced him that they would look after another pet (they already have a big rottweiler that only Carl can handle), so they settled on a parakeet. We'll give you one...Continue
A few days ago on the show, we talked about what NOT to get your mom for Mother's Day...lingerie being the key gift. Well, today's a different story, and the guys on the show - including Producer Carl and Intern Kyle - decide to pull a...Continue
We know that Carl is on the up-and-up and is on his way to Hollywood, and these head shots of him as Tupac are just here as an extra endorsement. Carl thinks the email he received from the casting director after sending his photos is a...Continue
Spike Lee and Tyler Perry are feuding right now; Lee described Perry’s projects as “coonery” and “buffoonery," which naturally enraged Perry (king of the Madea Family Reunion empire). The Bert Show sets out to find out what Lee...Continue
Carl's wife is getting fed up with him, but for reasons outside of his control...turns out, Carl is a sleepwalker! Not only will he get out of bed and sleep walk, but while he's in bed, he'll do everything from dream swimming to...Continue
Producer Carl's mother-in-law wants to take his kid to France, but he's worried that it's just a little too far for his peace of mind. His wife is on the opposite side, and thinks it would be a great trip and that Carl might be a little...Continue
Producer Carl is a HUGE Tupac fan, and recently found out about a film being made about Tupac's life. The casting directors are looking for someone relatively unknown without a lot of experience so that they can "mold" the role. Carl...Continue
Producer Carl wants to start his own neighborhood little league; it turns out the politics - and price - of his kid's current league are just too much to handle...he has to pay an entry fee to see his kid play! Wait a second - it's...Continue
