We have a classic example of how everyone sees every situation differently. Something happened on The Bert Show retreat that could have been taken any number of ways...how was it interpreted by five specific members of The Bert...Continue

Jeff wants to be more social and hang out more, but he's got to improve this one...shall we say, personality quirk...before he can start hanging out with new friends. The problem? As it turns out, Jeff's not one for making plans. Kind of a...Continue

Bert and Jeff went out for drinks, and Bert ordered...wait for it...a glass of red wine. Not so manly (he claims that it's because he and his wife, Stacey, just got back from Napa), but the worst thing? Jeff didn't even call him out on it!...Continue

Jeff was driving down the highway and noticed a man and kids walking down the side of the road, when he realized that he knew them. The guy asked Jeff not to share what they were doing with the man's wife or to share it on-air (to which...Continue

The Bert Show took vacation last week, and after visiting his parents, Jeff jetted off to Vegas to meet up with some friends again this year. After some convoluted math and some not-so-hot luck at the tables... 091311 - 0700 - Jeff...Continue

Jeff knows an acquaintance who is getting married, but Jeff also knows that his bride-t0-be is planning on reusing her wedding dress! She'll be wearing the wedding dress she wore for her first engagement at her second wedding, and Jeff...Continue

Jeff recently bought an antique looking lamp from a furniture store, but when he went to use it, he found out that it had two rounded prongs...and didn't fit in an American outlet. So, he called the store he bought it from for advice, and...Continue

Even though he gets up at 4AM, Jeff has never been a coffee drinker. He'll grab a Coke Zero around mid-morning for a mini-caffeine boost, but that's about it. So, the other day, Jeff caved into some friends and tried a drink that his pals...Continue

Jeff recently got an inappropriate housewarming gift (which is weird in and of itself, since he moved into an apartment) from a friend...there's just one problem. It BREATHES. Jeff's friend got him a hamster, (you know, the Houdini-type...Continue

Jeff was out with a friend of us and an unnamed member of The Bert Show who is new, sits across from Bert and has the initials KK, when Jeff's friend started hitting on KK. Does Jeff intervene and tell his friend that KK is unavailable, or...Continue

Jeff was dealing with pictures in his new condon, and saved a nail that he didn't use. Now, he thinks he's on a slippery slope and is going to become a hoarder! His dad keeps tons of things, and Jeff thinks he's on that track....but if we...Continue

Jenn had a really busy week, and felt like she was always "on," so she cancelled a lunch with a business associate and went to a relaxed lunch with Jeff instead. Too bad he checked in on Foursquare, which spilled the beans about Jenn's...Continue

It's been absurdly hot in Atlanta (do NOT use that word, people - you know the one - h*tlanta), and there have been multiple reports of people suffering from - and even dying from - heatstroke. Jeff went for a walk in the park the other...Continue