The good new is that we have a fan from our station based out of Amarillo, Texas (that makes about two people total now.) The strange news is that he's incarcerated...and seems to have a thing for Kristin's "Rubber Slut...Continue

What weeeeeeird thing was going on at your neighbor's house that you had NO idea about? Meth lab? Thief ring? Black market goods collector? Cat hoarder? From a serial rapist to a beastiality porn maker, you might be surprised at who's...Continue

What SUPER important thing did you find out from social media...that you should have found out in person? From finding out that your grandparent died to the announcement that your sister got MARRIED, what little nugget of news was...Continue

Ok, 'fess up, we know you're out there. It may seem wrong, but you're secretly basking in the glory of the downfall of your ex. Much like Ryan Phillipe must feel about Reese Witherspoon's fall from grace when she yelled at a police...Continue

True or false: one Bert show listener made a comment in regards to our listener who found her kid's diary (then printed the whole thing out with footnotes and left it for her to find) and said that if your daughter doesn't hate you, then...Continue

Bert heard from his Pastor that Jesus actually had brothers, which got him wondering...how did they EVER live up to their sibling? We want to know, what's the BIGGEST gap between two sibling's success stories? You know, like maybe one...Continue

It's the ULTIMATE cheater's test. Would you be willing to swap phones with your partner for a FULL 24 hours? Are you cringing yet? That's what we thought. Seriously though - if you have nothing to hide, why not swap out your...Continue

If you ABSOLUTELY think you're undateable right now, we want to talk to you! You think that no man or no woman should date you now because you're too scarred - let's see if it's justified. And we might just tell you something nice in...Continue

Cuddle Call: this is weird, right? One woman that Bert met has a go-to guy for...cuddling. No sexy shenanigans, just some straight up, good ol' fashioned snuggling. When she starts dating someone (or if he does), then the cuddling...Continue

We issued the ultimate cheating challenge to couples - could you switch your phone with your partner for 24 hours? One woman called up and was pretty sure that her husband was cheating on her, but the signs were SO subtle. So, we want...Continue

It happens. Sometimes, during a sad, dark time, you get hungry. And potato chips (and their cousin the donut) become your most BESTEST friends in the whole wide world. The MOST you ate in one depressed sitting is ______________. (Gallon...Continue

It's early in the morning when our phone screener, Marisa, busted into the studio with a call that we HAD to take. One Bert Show listener, Joseph, was playing his LAST card - his wife wants a divorce, but he knows that she listens to The...Continue

The Bert Show Book Of Records: Who quit on their first day of work?  You were all raring to go, and then for whatever reason, you just couldn't handle it. These listeners either finished after the day, quit mid-shift  because they...Continue