Caroline's been keeping a big secret for her brother - he's going to marry his ex-girlfriend, who his parents really hate (don't worry, it's all 'fair' -  her parents don't like him, either). They were planning on getting married this...Continue

Bert Show listener Gina has a huge problem on her hands...she's been cheating on her husband with TWENTY-THREE men. (How do you even have the time?) Gina walks us through a typical week with these guys...and tells us that she even goes on...Continue

One Bert Show listener needs advice. Her child's friends all have Facebook accounts, but she thinks that her ten-year-old is way to young to have an account (especially because Facebook's rules state that you have to be 13 years old)....Continue

One Bert Show listener and bride-to-be needs, Ashley, some serious advice. Her best friend, also known as her Maid-of-Honor, has totally done a 180 and is snappy, acts like she's a burden, and sometimes doesn't return her calls for...Continue

Carol is a professional nanny, and one day after feeling stressed out in the morning, sent a text message to her friend, complaining about the morning...except that text accidentally went to her boss. Too bad it also included a big blanket...Continue

Is it a silly argument or a legitimate complaint? Here's the play: girl meets guy. Girl realizes she knows more about football than guy...and it's kind of embarrassing. Can she ask her guy to study-up on football before the season...Continue

Nicole recently met a guy at a bar while she was traveling for business, but while they were hanging out over a weekend, they never used their real names, just cute nicknames like pumpkin butter (gag). So Greenville and H*tlanta (party...Continue

Amy has been dating her boyfriend for over a year, but has one small, little problem: she thinks she's allergic to him. Whenever they spend a lot time together, she gets hives, itches and wheezy, but when she's alone, she's absolutely...Continue

Our Bert Show listener, Ashley, is a massage therapist at an established clinic, but she's encountered a little bit of a problem...she's developed a huge crush on her client! Her profession makes it a little weird (she does have her...Continue

One Bert Show member needs some advice...she has to fire her mom! Joy owns a business with her husband, and her mom is their accountant. Well, mom has been making some errors, and not insignificant ones. Since the books aren't balanced,...Continue

One Bert Show listener needs advice. She is a teacher, and has a HUGE crush on one of her student's fathers. She's not sure what to do, but wants to know if she can use her student to send notes, arrange parent-teacher meetings, etc., to...Continue

A Bert Show listener emailed us recently, asking for some advice. They want to know how many boyfriends can they introduce their child to until it gets to be too many. Is there a cutoff number? Should they wait a certain number of months?...Continue

Mandy's boyfriend is going to jail for a white collar crime, and she has a big dilemma. She's been with him for a year and a half, but doesn't see their lives progressing together. She's worried that he won't be able to get a job when he...Continue