Most people have received it at one point or another: the dreaded junk pic. We want to open up the Bert Show Book of Records: how long - from getting the number to receipt - did it take for you to get an unsolicited picture of some dude's...Continue
It happens. Sometimes, during a sad, dark time, you get hungry. And potato chips (and their cousin the donut) become your most BESTEST friends in the whole wide world. The MOST you ate in one depressed sitting is ______________. (Gallon...Continue
Who dated someone (real - we're not talking Manti T'eo style, here) online for the LONGEST before meeting them? Are we talking weeks? Months? YEARS? Bert Show listeners call in with how they 'met' virtually...and what took them so...Continue
The Bert Show Book Of Records: most of us in the room (with the exception of Kristin, who's over halfway done), haven't finished our Holiday shopping yet...or even started it. So, what's the earliest you got your shopping done? Try...Continue
Bert Show Book Of Records: what's the shortest - or longest - amount of time after having a baby before you left your new child alone with a sitter / family member? We thought Kristin's brother and wife had a short record, but some of...Continue
A 34-year-old grandma was arrested recently in Atlanta after her 13-month-old grandchild ingested cocaine. Thankfully, the child was okay, but this story begs the question – how is it even possible to be a grandparent at 34? We...Continue
Mostly everyone has had the occasional house guest crash - maybe for the night after going out, or a weekend if they're visiting, but what happens when that stay extends wells past the 'allotted' time? As in...they come for a weekend and...Continue
