Every week, our now 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week - it's the weekly wrap rap. This week, something's up with DJ Willie T...he's not playing ball with us. AT...Continue
Yes, you read that correctly: Kristin has moved into Bert's house, along with her boyfriend, two dogs, and closet. Too bad she's really uncomfortable being alone one-on-one with Bert without her boyfriend, Bart, around. Like really...Continue
Photobombs are so last year. The new thing to do is to photobomb a workout...while being overweight and wearing a speedo two sizes too small for you. Obviously. Watch it and you will never be the...Continue
One Bert Show listener thinks that telling his wife the whole 100% truth in this particular situation will make his wife SO mad that it's better if he lies. This couple has been searching for a nanny for ages, and finally found one that...Continue
Based on a scene in the movie "This Is 40," Bert decided to ask The Bert Show listeners HYPOTHETICALLY if you were going to kill your spouse, how would you do it? Some listeners have thought about this a little TOO...Continue
Anyone who's posed nude before having kids knows that someday they're going to have to explain those photos to those kids. But they usually have more than three years to prepare for that moment. Not former "Playboy" model Kendra...Continue
Well, this is kind of awkward for everyone involved, especially as we had NO idea what she was talking about until we were too far involved... One Bert Show listener needs some advice. She likes to film her husband while he has his...Continue
He messed up BIG TIME with his wife, so he want to smooth things over...by singing a song on-air that he wrote to apologize to her on Valentine’s Day! But things didn't go quite the way we had envisioned them... [jwplayer...Continue
A news anchor in Canada named Lisa Dutton inadvertently made some pretty graphic gestures on the news in Saskatchewan the other day. She was giving a new-mom tips about teething, and was explaining how her son loved to bite down on the...Continue
Ellen DeGeneres was pretty merciless to Mila Kunis on her show yesterday. As you probably know, Mila won't talk about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher, so Ellen went right for the throat. First she started asking Mila about...Continue
Kristin went out to a casual chic" restaurant, and as soon as she and her party walked in, the hostess looked at them...and led them to the booth in the corner furthest from the entrance. Restaurant servers, be honest: do you hide the...Continue
Did Amanda Bynes come out of relative showbiz silence to start BEEF with Jay-Z and Beyoncé...or was her Twitter HACKED? A picture of Jay-Z recently popped up on her feed, along with the caption "Ugly Face." She took it down, but...Continue
According to a survey by a British website called Siteopia, only one in five people call their partner by their actual name all the time. The rest have 'pet names' for each other. One in six men refer to their wife as "the boss" and one...Continue
A Lady Gaga tour rider has hit the Internet and in this one, she demands a, "mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair." It's unclear where she expected people to actually find a mannequin with pink hair down there...or if they were just...Continue
