Aly Raisman may be a sensation on "Dancing With the Stars" now, but remember, she's also still an Olympic gymnast. And as an Olympic gymnast, she has to undergo random drug tests. Even when she's fulfilling her Hollywood...Continue
Our Intern Hunter feels like two Bert Show members don't like him; he thinks they're annoyed by him, and needs to get to the bottom of it. So what better way to do so then confront them on-air? Two bad the two members he picked are...Continue
The Bert Show's phone screener, Marisa, got proposed to randomly by some guy she went on a couple of dates with years ago...because he wants U.S. citizenship! And...she might be actually considering. Except for the whole fact that...Continue
Jeff has a friend, and his wife cooks. In fact, she's even cooked for celebrities. The problem is...her cooking isn't all that great, and everyone knows it. In fact EVERYONE (except for her family) talks about it behind her back! Should...Continue
After seeing video of separate interviews with Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow, we think it's entirely possible that the following happened: At one point, Cameron Diaz and some other ladies pinned Gwyneth Paltrow down and tamed her...Continue
The local news team for the NBC affiliate in Bismarck, North Dakota welcomed a brand new anchor last night named A.J. Clemente. And apparently they went live before he was ready, because the first two words he said on-air were both...Continue
Bert was on a business trip last week for a REALLY big meeting, and right before he was set to talk to the big boss about it, he bit into a sandwich...and lost three of his front teeth. So what did he do? Try to jam them back into his...Continue
Kristin bought a $250 dress for a staff photoshoot that Producer Tommy dubbed the 'Rubber Slut Dress.' She wanted to return it (after all, she wore it for like 20 minutes), but Jeff was having none of it. So here's the deal: Bert...Continue
We're about to get a little superficial with this one...Rosario Dawson let it slip in an interview that she calls her private part "The General." That got us thinking...what other names do women use? Ladies, got your own names?...Continue
What do you do when your fellow intern wants to ask out your baby sister? If you're Intern Britney (also known as Britney, Bitch), you don't hold back...at all. See what happens when Intern Hunter asks permission to ask Intern Britney's...Continue
Lamar Odom just got slammed by ESPN's "Outside the Lines" over his cancer charity, Cathy's Kids, which he started back in 2004. So what's the problem? Cathy's Kids has never given A SINGLE DIME to cancer causes. (By the way, it's named...Continue
If you haven't seen it yet, a weatherman in L.A. named Henry DiCarlo fell for the oldest prank in the book last week. He was reading birthday messages submitted by viewers on Wednesday, and one of them was for a 10-year-old kid with...Continue
Every week, our now 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week - it's the weekly wrap rap. This week, something's up with DJ Willie T...he's not playing ball with us. AT...Continue
Yes, you read that correctly: Kristin has moved into Bert's house, along with her boyfriend, two dogs, and closet. Too bad she's really uncomfortable being alone one-on-one with Bert without her boyfriend, Bart, around. Like really...Continue
