Producer Josh is going to be a new dad any day now – the due date was Tuesday (and the man baby shower’s been delayed), so while he waits, Bert Show listeners and dads call up to give advice to Producer Josh…in seven seconds or less.
From the Bert Show cast:
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Bert: Read to the kids.
Wendy: Be supportive.
Jeff: Unlike cats babies do not always land on their feet.
Jeff: Jack up diaper changing – you’ll probably never have to do it again.
Jeff: Get an automatic litter box.
Jeff: Don’t scream out “hey you’re pooping, too” during delivery.
From callers:
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Caller Billy: While you are in the hospital keep your mouth shut.
Caller Brian: take pictures of everything it will never look the same.
Caller Malik: Feed ‘em early and often.
Caller Time: Clothes stretch, but the baby doesn’t.
Caller Jonathan: Know what she (wife & mom) wants to eat after she eats and give her a push present.
Caller Paul: Be the best example you can be – they are always watching.
Caller Devin: Sleep in when you can and don’t drink the breast milk.
Woman: Get a pee pee tee pee since boys pee on you.
