The dreaded cover letter: you’ve got one page to sum up your entire awesome existence and sell yourself to the company you want to work for, and yet somehow the page takes foreverrrrr to fill up. And not sounding bouchey while you’re writing it? That’s the real talent.
So, about the most ridiculous and/or best cover letter of all time: in terms of getting a job on our party bus, this guy’s in. But about that job…we’ll have our people call your people.
Warning: Contains NSFW Language