Ted- (R)
Mark Wahlberg plays a guy who wished his teddy bear could talk when he was little and actually got his wish. But now they’re both grown up, and his foul-mouthed bear is causing trouble with his new girlfriend so Ted has to move out on his own.
It’s the first movie from Seth MacFarlane, the guy behind Family Guy, who also does the voice of Ted. Mila Kunis is the girlfriend.
Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection (PG-13)
Eugene Levy enters witness protection with his wife, mother, and two kids after his firm is caught laundering money for the mob, and they all end up at Madea’s house. Denise Richards plays his trophy wife, and Doris Roberts is his senile mother.
The cast also includes Romeo, Marla Gibbs from The Jeffersons, Joh
Magic Mike (R)
Channing Tatum’s stripping movie is based on the true story of his brief stint as a male stripper before he was famous. But he doesn’t play himself, Alex Pettyfer from I Am Number Four does. Channing plays his mentor, Magic Mike. Matthew McConaughey is the club owner, and he gets up on stage to dance too.
The other strippers are Joe Manganiello from True Blood, Adam Rodriguez from CSI: Miami, Matt Bomer from White Collar, and rassler Kevin Nash as Tarzan. Olivia Munn, and Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter Riley Keough are in it too.
