They may seem like shining paragons of fame, but in all honesty, celebrities are just like us…but super talented and adored by millions. BUT, that doesn’t mean that they don’t have their faults, and kissing is no exception.
Check out the worst – and best – kissers in Hollywood as determined by their smooching (backstabbing?) co-stars.
THE WORST KISSERS
10. Sienna Miller
Dental problems shot down her lip lock with James Franco; apparently their kiss lacked some major passion. Sure, blame it on a toothache, Sienna.
9. Jason Segel
Apparently his cigarette breath grossed costar Alyson Hannigan out so much that he quit.Sienna
8. Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice
But who cares? She’s hot. Her husband’s hot. We’re sure they have other redeeming qualities, but right now we’ll get by with just staring at the pair.
7. Steve Carrell
Somehow he ended up kissing “The Rock,” and Steve’s lips didn’t live up to the challenge: “So the bottom of a cat’s paw – the soft supple part underneath – that’s what Steve Carell’s lips are like. But his tongue is like kitty cat litter. That’s the physical experience.”
6. Harrison Ford
INDY! We expected better! You’re telling us you can survive a snake pit, but can’t pull off a little pucker up?
5. Emma Watson
Guess there’s no spell to help tame the wild beast; Harry Potter on-screen love says “She is a bit of an animal.”
4. Orlando Bloom.
While he says his co-Pirate Keira Knightley is a smashing kisser…the feelings weren’t mutual.
2. Leonardo DiCaprio.
This one seriously hurts our heart.
1. Angelina Jolie.
Co-star James McAvoy says: “I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set. It was awkward, sweaty, and not very nice.”
THE BEST KISSERS
10. Taylor Lautner
Endorsed by Taylor (of the Swift variety), Taylor gets ranked as a good kisser.
9. Zac Efron
The Highschoolers have it: both the Tiz and Efron’s longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, say Zefron’s a great smoocher.
8. Hayden Christensen
When your former fiancée gives you props, you know you’ve got mad skills. Rachel Bilson spills to all the other women in the world who will probably never get near those luscious lips: “To all the ladies who I’m sure would like to know[...] he was a good kisser!”
7. Chace Crawford
Not only do these lips gossip, they don’t “disappoint.” Or at least Gossip Girl co-star Madchen Amick says.
6. Tom Cruise.
Gwyneth Paltrow gushes: “I did a little cameo once at the beginning of Austin Powers 3, and I got to make out with Tom Cruise. He was an amazing kisser!” But do you really want to piss off the Cruise?
5. Alexander Skarsgard
Little Monsters, please don’t come after us for this, but we sort of hate Lady Gaga for this: she got to smooch the True Blood vamp in her “Papparazzi” video (little bit o’ trivia for you, Skarsgard played the main character next to Gaga), and she said: “He was very good. He is very good at kissing. On-screen kisses are real kisses. I don’t know how other people do it but we were kissing for real.”
4. Shia LaBeouf
Transformers co-star Megan Fox kept it short and sweet when she said: He’s the best kisser ever!” And then she didn’t come back to the next movie. Hmm…
3. James McAvoy
Brits stick together: Keira Knightley raves that “James is the best kisser ever!”
2. Johnny Depp
Even though Jenn thinks he would smell like mustard (random, we know), Public Enemies’ coworker Marion Cotillard says, “Johnny Depp is a very, very nice guy. I was very nervous but he was very protective of me and if you really want to know, he is a very, very good kisser.”
1. Will Ferrell
We know, it’s a total WTF, but funny man’s got game. Anna Friel from Land Of The Lost on Will’s lip locking skills: ”You wouldn’t expect it from him – but he is a really, really good kisser.”