- “I need a partner and companion.”
- “Where is wonder woman?”
- “I am at Buffalo Wild Wings, still looking for the next Miss X Canseco.”
- “If u can’t have the one u love, love the one ur with.”
- “If I had a child with Lady Gaga, what would he or she be called?”
- “I wish Lady Gaga would marry me. :D”
- “I want to get married and settle down, any crazy takers . . . u must be Christian.”
- “Converting Canseco, what a show. Can any woman convert the most infamous athlete ever? Or will I take u on a hell ride? Can you tame a 6’4″ 250-pound beast?”
- “I am looking for an exorcism from a Christian girl, can u handle it? Come into the dark side, I will be waiting for u.”
- “I’m in Yuma, Arizona . . . Lady Gaga, come to Yuma, Arizona.”
Obviously, there’s a decent chance Jose was knockin’ a few back at Buffalo Wild Wings before and / or while Tweeting.
Jose’s infatuation with Lady Gaga has been an ongoing feature on his Twitter feed. Last week, he Tweeted, quote, “I love Lady Gaga. Wish I could meet her. [I'd] marry her in a second. Lady Gaga is the truth, get use to it. ”Her song ‘Judas’ is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil . . . I am her night in baseball armor . . . she is the queen.”
Jose briefly dated Madonna back in the day. This happened in 1992 between his two marriages.