We know the first day of school sucks. But what sucks even worse are school photos. Sure, you think you look like the hottest thing on the planet when you sit down for that Olan Mills portrait with the sweet shaded backdrop (and maybe a prop or two, if you’re lucky), but when you look at those things years later, they’re BEYOND cringeworthy.
So, we’re here to take the edge off for you with our own special brand of self-humiliation: our own school portraits. Rife with 80s hair, acne, and braces that don’t really seem to be working all that well, we’ve been there, too. We wish we could say things change…but then we’d be lying.