How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways…Bert’s In The Dog House With Stacey!

May 11, 2011 at 9:52 am | Category: On-Air | Tags: , ,

After 14 years of marriage, Bert has made three MAJOR mistakes in the past two weeks. First, he scheduled his racing rematch against Wendy for the same weekend as his wife’s birthday – they were going out of town for a trip! Then, he lost his wedding ring, and didn’t tell her for a week and a half. And the third mistake is possibly the worst: while hosting the Royal Wedding Reception, for some reason (maybe to fill the silence), Bert asked Stacey who in the room she would hook up with. After he pushed her a bit, she finally picked some random man she had never met. When Stacey pushed Bert to answer the same question…well, he picked the publicist that had been following him around all day.

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