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You Can Get VIP Entry Into Coachella If You Answer This Creepy Craigslist Ad

You Can Get VIP Entry Into Coachella If You Answer This Creepy Craigslist Ad

CREEPIEST AD EVER! 56-year-old former Soup Plantation supervising manager “Gordie” is giving some “lucky” girl (as long as she’s between the ages of 19 and 25) entry into #Coachella…if you’re a part of his creeptastic, hair-brushing, toenail-clipping-in-front-of-him, it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin-or-it-gets-the-hose-again plan.

But hey, at least this guy is willing to live life…and pay for your sweet ride in his sweet ride (TRYING to find a silver lining here.)

BRB going to go practice writing shower steam messages.