Closure call: One Bert Show listener had been dating a former coworker someone for five weeks, when out of the blue, the guy majorly cooled it down…and she hasn’t heard from him again!
She thought things were going great with the both of them, but when she got a steady stream of excuses, she got the hint.
But now she wants to know, why?
If that were you, would you want to know the truth when being dumped?
Apparently yes, yes you would.
We finally get some closure for Rachel by getting her “ex,” Brian, on the phone. Surprise, surprise, Rachel remembers things a little differently…just giving even more credence to Jeff and Bert’s theories about why women CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Even the callers can’t handle the truth. Seriously guys? It’s called a closure call…as in, END SCENE.