Celebrity Incarceration Draft: Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Leaving The Scene Of An Accident…And We Have A Winner!

September 19, 2012 at 7:35 am | Category: On-Air, Previous Shows | Tags:

So, how does it work? Every time a celebrity gets arrested, the Bert Show cast members each puts money into a pool and predicts the next celebrity they think will get arrested.

Every time another celebrity gets arrested (we have to know their name without any research), we pick more names until someone correctly guesses a celebrity arrest!

And we FINALLY – after one of our longest games, ever (SIXTEEN rounds!), we have a winner! Lindsay Lohan was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident in NYC, which means…Jeff Dauler is the winner of the $365 pot!

 


 

 

Round 1: Amanda Bynes Arrested For DUI

Jeff: Lindsay Lohan
Bert:
Nick Nolte
Kristin: Bobbi Kristina
Wendy: Michael Lohan
Jenn: Andy Dick

 

 

Round 2: Lane Garrison Arrested For Domestic Violence

Bert: Metta World Peace, player for L.A. Lakers
Wendy: Rihanna
Kristin: Charlie Sheen
Jeff: Amanda Bynes
Jenn: Snoop Dogg

 

 

Round 3: Noah Wyle Arrested At During A Political Protest

Jenn: Willie Nelson
Jeff: Sinead O’Conner
Kristin: Bobby Brown
Wendy: Chris Rock
Bert: Bow Wow

 

 

Round 4: Lost Star Matthew Fox Arrested For DUI

Kristin: John Travolta (in the news for being sued).
Wendy:
Wiz Khalifa (already been in trouble for marijuana twice).
Jenn:
Josh Hutcherson (busted for buying alcohol underage).
Jeff:
Christina Aguilera
Bert:
Ke$ha

 

Round 5: Jenna Jameson Arrested For DUI

Bert: Flavor Flav (Facing jail time for child support.)
Wendy:
Chris Brown
Jeff:
Demi Lovato
Kristin:
Justin Bieber (because of his recent ‘run-in’ with the paparazzi).
Jenn:
James Franco

 

 

Round 6: Scout Willis Busted For Using A Fake I.D.

Jenn: Lil’ Kim
Bert:
Octomom (she’s so desperate for cash, she’s picked up some stripping gigs!)
Kristin: Mel Gibson
Jeff: Casey Anthony
Wendy: Lil’ Wayne

 

 

Round 7: Deena From The Jersey Shore Arrested For Public Intoxication

Jenn: The Situation
Bert: DJ Pauly D
Jeff: Demi Moore
Wendy: Rumer Willis
Kristin: Russell Brand

 

 

Round 8: Jason Kidd Arrested For DUI.

Kristin: Lourdes Leon (Madonna’s daughter.)
Jeff: Daniel Tosh
Bert: Owen Wilson
Jenn: LeBron James

 

 

Round 9: Fred Willard Arrested For Lewd Conduct

Bert: Terrell Owens
Kristin:
Jermaine Jackson
Jenn:
Bert Weiss
Jeff:
Paul Reubens (aka Peewee Herman)

 

 

Round 10: Randy Travis Arrested For DUI

Jenn: Kristen Stewart
Jeff: William Shatner
Bert:
 Martin Sheen
Kristin: Tito Jackson

 

 

Round 11: Jessica Simpson’s Dad, Joe Simpson, Arrested For DUI

Jenn: Michael Phelps
Kristin: Randy Jackson (of The Jackson Family)
Bert: Bruce Jenner
Jeff: Tom Arnold

 

 

Round 12: Chad Ocho Cinco Arrested For Head-butting His New Wife

Jeff: Matthew Fox
Kristin: Janet Jackson (she’s got a theme going, can’t you tell?)
Bert: June, aka “Mama” from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Jenn:
Ryan Lochte

 

Round 13: Juvenile Arrested For Fighting Outside A Club

Jenn: Courtney Stodden (you know, that child-bride).
Bert: 
Sugar Bear aka the Dad from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Kristin: 
Marlon Jackson
Jeff: LaToya Jackson

 

Round 14: Beanie Sigel Arrested On Drug And Gun Charages 

Kristin: Paris Jackson
Bert:
Punkin (Lauryn) from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Jeff:
Joe Jackson
Jenn:
Evelyn Lozada (reality TV star and ex-wife of Ocho Cinco)

 

 

Round 15: Shaun White Arrested For Vandalism While Drunk 

Jeff: Dina Lohan
Kristin: Chad ‘Ocho Cinco’ Johnson
Jenn: Richie Sambora
Bert: DMX


Round 16: Sally Struthers Arrested For DUI

Bert: Ted Nugent
Jenn:
Blake Shelton
Kristin:
Lea Michele (from Glee)
Jeff: Suge Knight

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