Cee Lo Green celebrated Valentine’s Day by releasing a song about wanting Beyoncé, even though she’s taken. It’s called “Jay Z’s Girl,” and it’s set to the tune of “Jessie’s Girl” by Rick Springfield, obviously.
The lyrics include the lines: “Jay Z is the king. And I’m probably his biggest fan. But there’s a feeling inside that I’m sure he’d understand. I’m in love with Bey, and I wanna be her man.”
It’s actually credited to Cee Lo’s new alter ego, Gnarly Davidson.
Warning: after the video, there’s an uncensored promo for Gnarly’s previous single, “[Eff] Me I’m Famous.”