Need a corporate motivational speaker? What about an Oscar acceptance speech? Or maybe you need a quote for one of those "Motivator" posters. Check out this kid's speech that he gives after he learns to ride his bike...Continue
Next Monday through Friday, Ben Affleck will live on just $1.50 in food and drink. It's all part of the "Live Below the Line" challenge, which is an effort to raise awareness of global poverty. Other celebrities are doing it too,...Continue
Sharon Osbourne discussed Ozzy's relapse on "The Talk" yesterday. She said that pretty much everything has been "distorted" by the media, although there is, "a little seed of truth" to it. She says, "The only thing that's true was the...Continue
The paparazzi caught up with David Spade the other night, and asked him about Reese Witherspoon. Specifically, they asked him about her playing the "Do you know who I am?" card. And he said, "The general rule is...If you have to explain...Continue
Video of Reese Witherspoon in handcuffs hit the World Wide Web of Celebrity Embarrassment yesterday. The clip shows Reese arriving at the Atlanta police station after her arrest. The cop takes her out of his car and uncuffs her, then...Continue
Look, it's summer...and that means the pool / beach / lake (pick your poison). According to the NY Times, 67% of women don't feel bathing suit ready, and only half of men feel like they could don a suit and hit the water. So you want a...Continue
This is a train wreck waiting to happen. Remember Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's epic "History of Rap?" The Bert Show will try to do their own. And it's five minutes long, Nope, nothing could go wrong with this. Nothing at...Continue
Miley Cyrus showed off her legs and some booty the other day...but no engagement ring. Sources say she and Liam Hemsworth are still engaged and living together, but they're having some problems, so they're taking things slow. In an...Continue
Jeff had a harrowing proposal for Bert to do something that he's been "trying" (we're using the term loosely, here) to do for years. Over The Edge is a program that has people rappelling down the side of buildings (kind of like a reverse...Continue
At the GLAAD Media Awards over the weekend, Jennifer Lawrence and movie executive Harvey Weinstein presented an award to Bill Clinton...but Jennifer messed up his...Continue
Only 4% of women worldwide think they're beautiful, so Dove did a social experiment. They had a woman describe themselves to a police sketch artist...and then had another person describe that same woman to the sketch artist. And the...Continue
When Neil Diamond heard that Fenway Park was going to reopen on Saturday, he decided that he HAD to be there. So he caught a red-eye out of L.A. Friday night so he could hit the field and sing "Sweet Caroline" LIVE. The song has been...Continue
On Saturday, the Boston Red Sox played their first game at Fenway Park since the Boston Marathon bombing the previous Monday. And slugger David Ortiz came out before the game to address the crowd. He thanked the mayor, the governor and...Continue
Every week, our now 43-year-old Producer Tommy spins a rhyme that recaps what happened on The Bert Show that week – it’s the weekly wrap rap. Now, he's been a little (kind of an understatement) rocky for a few weeks now, but this...Continue
