What song would you choose as a ringtone for your ex? The Bert Show picks theirs…and the words "cheater," "crunchy," "Dating Anti-Christ" and "11th grade" were thrown around. Awkward. Check out the track listing - and listen to the...Continue
Producer Marisa's parents are launching a financial embargo (a.k.a. they're not paying for stuff anymore) against her: they don't like some decisions she's making, (the catalyst was her first tattoo that she got a matter of days ago), so...Continue
Forbes magazine put together a list of little things you say at work that could be holding your career back. There are a few obvious ones, like saying "I can't," or "That's not my job." But here are four that were the most notable: #1.)...Continue
By now, you've probably realized that Kristin was out yesterday because her longtime boyfriend, Bart, was taken to the hospital. It was an on-the-job injury, (Bart used to flip houses, and does a lot of renovation work). In short - he...Continue
We were in a show meeting recently when Kristin said two words that stopped everything. “Depressed vagina." Kristin says there is such a thing (and so does Charlotte in Season 4 of Sex In The City - so it must be true). But what...Continue
One Bert Show listener looked up her daughter's teacher on Facebook, and didn't like what she saw. Turns out teach has a college reunion coming up, and some wild photos of her college days - and promises to relive them - are resurfacing...Continue
Yesterday, a 43-year-old daredevil from Austria named Feliz Baumgartner set an INSANE world record for the highest skydive ever. And you probably know that already, because his jump seemed to captivate the world. Felix and Red Bull...Continue
Who’s stepping into psycho this weekend? If you're about to cross the line this weekend, let us in on the crazy! One listener picked up her ex-boyfriend's tux (he's in a wedding this weekend)...and she blames that couple for breaking...Continue
The Bert Show headed down to the Pride Festival for the Pride Parade - and we bought the Honey Boo Boo spirit with us. We had the perfect Georgia set-up, inspired by the honeylicious beauty queen who rules them all: pageants and...Continue
If you've ever wondered what it would look like if the two opposing candidates running for the position of most power man on Earth would look like, well, now you can (kinda) see. Jimmy Fallon set up Republican nominee Mitt Romney and...Continue
One Bert Show listener needs some MAJOR advice: she's been dating a guy for a few years - he's now her fiancé and they have a baby on the way - and while she was cleaning out her spare bedroom, she found some medical documents she hadn't...Continue
Bert's struggling with something: his two kids, aged four and ten, but they're both pretty much never out of sight of an adult. He's wondering if it's time for his kids - especially the ten year old, Hayden, to start doing things by...Continue
Look, there's just not an exact ratio of hot people (however you define that) and ugly people, so people are going to date down...and some date up. BUT, here's the important takeaway: just because someone is down on their looks, it doesn't...Continue
Jeff has a harrowing proposal for Bert to do something that he's been "trying" (we're using the term loosely, here) to do for years. Over The Edge is a program that has people rappelling down the side of buildings (kind of like a...Continue
