Our Bert Show listener  Ted has been in the military for the majority of his adult life. While in between deployments, he came home to find people at his wife's office giving him sympathetic looks. Now that he retired last month after...Continue

Intern Betsy went to sociology class the other day, and when she grabbed a seat at the back, she had full view of her classmate's laptop.  Little did she know, the guy decked out with a hood over his head a few rows in front of her had a...Continue

Jenn's friends had a falling out over the stupidest thing...the sending of a package. Producer Joanna's friend cut her off when Joanna cancelled an appointment at her friend's dentist. Another girl's best friend - who was also her...Continue

We think that Oprah's Steadman Graham looks like Attorney General Eric Holder....Continue

Some of The Bert Show tried getting into the State of The Union Address last night, but just couldn't do it. Yeah, both parties sat together, (yay collaboration), and yeah we had bets to see how many times people stood up (too bad Wendy...Continue

It's Facebook de-friending applied to real life. Jacqueline faked winning the lottery, and even went as far as posting fake photos of her new million dollar mansion on Facebook, just to see who would use her for the money. 012611 - 0735 -...Continue

Good boy, do you want a treat? Yep, Jeff said this to a tiny human. To be fair, the kid was trying to climb up his pant leg to reach the bag of fries that Jeff was holding. Time to get your eyes checked, maybe? 012611 - 0635- Jeff Treats...Continue

Over the past few days, for some reason, Jenn's been on the receiving end of some really mean tweets from people.  Every show has its critics, but these folks are going beyond constructive criticism. 012611 - 0615 - Jenn.Think Listeners...Continue

Oprah may have shared her big secret recently, but the discovering of unknown relatives happens more than you may think. 012511 - 0900 - Unknown Family...Continue

Melissa talks about her struggles reading as a child - the white space on the page became "electrified" and the words would jiggle around. While at Dragon*Con one year, she had some time to kill and attended a youth literature session...Continue

She met Jeff out this weekend and asked what he did for a living. Upon hearing that Jeff worked for Q100 radio, she went off on a rant about The Bert Show and how she liked The Regular Guys better, all the while assuming that Jeff worked...Continue

It's time for "Stepping Into Psycho," where we want to hear if you were "pushed" into doing something crazy over the weekend, and how it got to that point. "Colleen" called in with her 'psycho' plans - she bought a GPS tracker and...Continue

We thought we'd get no calls for this one, but lo and behold, one brave soul decided to take us up on our question! We wanted to know if there were any men out there who liked The Bachelor more than their girlfriend or wife. Looks like...Continue