The one, the only, the living legend Britney Spears calls The Bert Show to talk the as-of-yet untitled Album 8, (set to drop December 3, a day after her birthday), her Vegas Residency, “Piece of Me,” at Planet Hollywood (check out pictures of the construction and buy your tickets!), and how she got in such SMOKIN’ shape.
Hello, Britney Spears of yore.
But the interview was HIJACKED!
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING. SERIOUSLY.
The raw interview:
But seriously…Cassie’s Thought Process
OMG, Britney’s on the phone!
Do I look ok?!
Oh wait, it’s a phone interview.
OMG…BUT NO ONE’S HERE!
We’re gonna miss this?! I legit can’t deal!
Wait…I’ve been prepping 15 YEARS for this. I can totally do it! I GOT THIS.
They are SO going to rake me over the coals for this.
Maybe I shouldn’t do it and just let it go…it’s not my place…
EFF IT. I’ve got the knowledge, I’m gonna carpe diem this mess! Fortune favors the BOLD.
I love you Britney. Yep, everything you’re saying is 100% awesome.
After the interview…
But the show’s all like….YOU DID WHAT?
And Cassie’s all like: you’re welcome.
YOU STOLE OUR BIG HUGE A-LIST INTERVIEW?
And when they hear it, they’re like:
Bert: we need to talk.
And on the air, he’s all like This is NOT YOUR JOB!
Cassie’s like: seriously? I did us a favor.
And Bert’s Like: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
Cassie does some self-reflection: wait…is what I did wrong?
Who do you think you are?! And Cassie’s all like…
I’m so ashamed.
Please don’t fire me!
I mean, haters are gonna hate…but I was taking one for the team!
Can you ever forgive me? I’m the best Social Media Director you’ve EVER had. Like Ever.
Hug it out.