Bert is more and more of a germaphobe these days, and doesn’t want his kids to touch anything, whether it’s the first floor elevator button or the escalator hand rail. Imagine his reaction when he finds out that this seemingly innocent object is just as dirty as a gas station toilet.
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.