When he was on with us, Ray Romano told us about a game that he often sees himself (and doesn’t fare too well) in something called: (rhymes with next duck), chuck, or marry – also known as “bed, dead, or wed.”
The gist of the game is that out of three pre-determined celebrities, you have to pick the one you’d have sex with, the one you’d marry, and the one you’d - uh – do away with.
Round 1: TV Show Moms Claire Huxtable, Carol Brady, Marge Simpson
BERT
Bed: Marge Simpson
Wed: Claire Huxtable
Dead: Carol Brady
Round 2: Talent Show Hosts Simon Cowell, Howie Mandell, Howard Stern
JENN
Bed: Simon Cowell
Wed: Howard Stern
Dead: Howie Mandell
Round 3: Famous DJs Pauly D, Samantha Ronson, DJ Willie T
WENDY
Bed: Samantha Ronson
Wed: Pauly D
Dead: DJ Willie T
Round 4: Mother-Daughter Duos. What you do with one, you do with both.
Kate Hudson / Goldie Hawn, Kim Kardashian / Kris Jenner, Kelly Osbourne / Sharon Osbourne
BERT
Bed: Kim Kardashian / Kris Jenner
Wed: Kate Hudson / Goldie Hawn
Dead: Kelly Osbourne / Sharon Osbourne
