Moe and Kristin were at a fashion show hosted by Future, and that’s when he saw her: his dream girl. She’s an Instagram Model named Bernice with like 5 million followers. She was glowing. They locked eyes. Kristin dragged Moe over to meet her and they hit it off. Moe got her number…AND HE NEVER TEXTED HER.
Is this about to be Jordin Sparks all over again? Is he about to let ANOTHER future love of his life slip through his fingers?
THE UPDATE: PART SEVEN
Kristin – aka “Candace,” Moe’s assistant – got told to call back since Bernice was out of town. So she did, but the conversation didn’t exactly go as well as we had hoped…honestly, it sounds like we just got brushed off and SHUT DOWN.
FROM THE BEGINNING
Moe sent the text! He sent the text! BUT DID SHE RESPOND?!
Whelppppp there’s been NO texts back. None. Nada. Zip, zero, zilch. So, we need a new angle: the assistant. And we know the perfect woman for the job: Kristin Klingshirn’s alter ego, Candace Kunagunda.
Posing as his assistant, Kristin called Bernice…and something happened that she was NOT expecting: THE PHONE GOT ANSWERED BY AN ANGEL. Or just “Angel.” But still. Now we’re in DEEP.