There’s a guide for new dads available on the web, and within three minutes, you’ll know what it takes to a good father. The advice is from six-year-olds.
According to the first graders at the South Loop School in Chicago, a dad needs to have a hairy chest, stubbly chin and live in a mansion. It helps if he wears a tuxedo, has stretchy arms and legs and often takes his kids to the park to play baseball.
And according to three of the six-year-olds, it also helps if they can keep their child alive. (Figured that one was a given.)
