The 60 second soap box: it’s not to be used lightly, but when someone has been driven to the brink of rage, they’re allowed to go on a blinding rant for a minute.
Kristin’s up to bat now, with a MAJOR grievance about public canoodlers. People, DO NOT sit on the same side of the booth at restaurants. It just goes against nature.
If you see same side booth offenders, send your pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org, or tweet them with the hashtag #StopSameSideBooth.