Here’s what we know about the book: it’s inappropriate beyond words (which is what makes it so juicy), the audio book is awkward beyond belief, and almost every woman in America is obsessed with it (including Kristin, who publicly talked about her sex life in its defense. Somehow that works out).
Since we can’t get enough of it, let’s read it together (team bond..ing). Enter Fifty Shades of Grey roulette: We’ve selected certain – shall we say, salacious – passages from the novel, and it’s about to get awkward. Even worse? One Bert Show member is going to have to read their passage to their mother.
Since the book progressively gets more and more lascivious, we’ll go in order of page number. First up: Bert and Wendy.
And with pages near the end of the book – Kristin, and the Jenn, with the WORST of them all:
Kristin lost the bet, so she had to read her passage – totally unedited – to her dad’s voicemail. And although the message he leaves her back is totally (awkwardly so) cryptic…
…his call to us wasn’t as vague. Gonna need a few bleeps (and apologies) on this one: