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50 Shades Of Food Porn Just Took The Cake For Best Food Porn, Ever

50 Shades Of Food Porn Just Took The Cake For Best Food Porn, Ever

OMG. You guys. This has GOT to take the cake for BEST FOOD PORN EVER. Cassie’s on a diet, so we have our traffic guy with an AMAZINGLY sexy voice, Christian, describe food in explicit detail to her; it’s not torture…she lives vicariously through it.

But things just got a whole lot more intense. What do you get when you mix Christian Grey, (yes, that one), our own Christian’s sexy voice and 50 Shades of KFC?

A 50 Shades threesome with Colonel Sanders that’ll BLOW. YOUR. MIND.

Mashed potatoes.

Thick Gravy.

Crunchy chicken with a moist center.

SURPRISE MAC & CHEESE.

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